I, John Gast, know exactly what I am talking about.

I am a famous painter and you should know who I am. I, John Gast, painted Manifest Destiny, one of the most important and famous paintings that represents the progress the great Americans made. My wonderful masterpiece emphasizes the greatness of the Americans by Colombia bringing technology and education to the west. The wonderful westward expansion civilized the Native Americans and unified the entire country. Now moving away from my painting and all the wonderful things it represents, I am most pleased with the death of Osama Bin Laden. We Americans, have once again made the world a better place. With stars on our foreheads, we have lead the way in destroying the greatest evil of the 21st century. Americans are in a sense, moving westward again. They are one step closer to defeating al-Qaeda. GO AMERICA!